Important problem , advice sought please ?

Every time a pass wind ( fart ) a very small flame appears from my bottom. I have checked with a mirror and can see the small blue flame burning off the blue gas.


My question : is this normal ?


I welcome any advice as my bum is getting sore.


Thanks xImportant problem , advice sought please ?
I don't think it's very normal but could you come round and light my barbeque cos the wind we have here keeps blowing it out.Important problem , advice sought please ?
It's a long time since I've been called babe, you'd better not come too quick! lol

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Are you serious? You should see a doctor, or if thats to embarrassing try WebMd.com.
its not a friction burn is it? maybe your back passage has had too much use...lol!
no i think youre a freak
Try sitting in a bowl of ice cubes; you could do this even while you watch television!
tell British Gas!! they could use you as a pilot light!!
No it's generally not normal, unless you happen to be a fighter jet taking off.
prat but thanks for the point
god i love your questions-you r so funny!





try putting sand up your bum, that will smother the flame (warning-may cause irritation)
That's just the pilot light ..nothing to worry about.
STOP SWALLOWING FIRE!
Drop and Roll!!





Wear woollen pants they will catch alight less easily.





Toast marshmallows!!!