Monday, August 23, 2010

Girl problem advice (PLZ HELP)?

I am a junior in high school. There is this really hot freshman chick that i KNOW likes me. She is currently dating a dousche bag that everyone hates. He is not my problem, i know i could get her. But what should i do?Girl problem advice (PLZ HELP)?
Well, I consultted the qualified professionals and This is what e came up with.











Ok 1st of all, some bullshitty Advice:








Option 1- Kill the dooshbag-preferably wth something exciting, such as but not limited to~A meat cleaver, A pacifier, an ak47, and/or a water balloon








Now sum decent advice





Option 2- First of all, don't go after this chic unless you know you can handle mr. Dooshy. If you can, then just act talk to her everyday, ask her for her # or sumthing.





If mr. Dooshy tries to get in your way, talk serious **** whether u can bak it up or not, trust me it Works. Just be like, WTF U WANT MOTHA *****? xD





Or You could always just hit on her and pretend like tht dude doesnt exist, trust meh he'll get Pissed. But He probly wont do Crap.





Tell her that she looks good one day or somethin, dont b a wuss about it, you got ths in the bag brah, dont blow it..

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